.....random note. When I was typing the title for this, you know that little box that suggest things you have typed before? Well....mine suggest Fencing....WITH COCKS. When the hell did I write that? What was I writing about? WTF me....

Anyway xD

I've started taking fencing with Harvey. Lizzy signed up as well, but had to miss the first two classes because of a trip. Holy fucking christ but I am out of shape. Nothing like a hour long class to point of with sweaty clarity just how out of shape one is.

But it's fun and it is a good work out. And obviously, I need it. It's was harder then the water aerobics was =___= Those were the days. But I like it and am looking forward to learning more. Though tonight was a little embarrassing. I was stupid and despite having been kinnda dehydrated this week, I didn't hydrate before class. So I started sweating all over the place, as I do, and then had to go run out side and puke bright pink everywhere (go strawberry lime Jones Soda!). It was hot, let me tell you.

I am pretty fail at it so far, but hopefully I'll pick it up more. I think people can still sign up for the class. I totally recommend it, Monday and Wednesday nights, 7-8. No equipment or experience necessary.

And hey, there is me puking. What more can you want?

1. Who are you?!:

2. Great. How long have we been RP'ing together?:

3. What was your first impression about our RPs? (IE, were you nervous, intimidated, disappointed, impressed, amused, annoyed?):

4. First characters we played together?:

5. Most amusing scene from one of our RPs?:

6. Most depressing?:

7. Sappiest/most romantic?:

8. Cutest couple from our RPs?:

9. Cutest friends?:

10. What's your favorite character that I play? Why?:

11. Least favorite? Why?:

12. Something you'd like to RP/see happen in an RP with me at some point (no matter how random!)?:

13. Name a song that reminds you of one of our couples/one of my characters and why you chose it:

14. Anything in particular that makes my style of RP'ing stand out from others'?:

15. Anything I could improve on?:

16. Character of mine you'd like to see more of?:

For anyone that is planning on getting me a birthday gift and not sure what to get me, I want metal lunch boxes 8D I have a bunch of copics and I want to store them in lunch boxes, divided up by color. So...hopefully that is helpful ^__^

I'm back home safe and sound. Plane didn't crash and burn. I had an amazing time in Cali with Rhi. Comic con was awesome and just being able to touch her was a dream come true. An actual dream that came true.

And now I feel so lonely. Everything felt so right when I was with her. All I want to do right now is cry. Because she isn't /there/ anymore. It's not so much that I have to be with her ZOMG every second of the day or anything. But the fact that she /isn't/ close by, that the option to go see her isn't there that makes it hard.

I've never felt so....right with anyone the way I feel with her. We just clicked instantly. And being with her felt like the most natural thing in the world. That this was the way it was supposed to be. And I liked it.

I got some cool swag at the con. Rhi had gotten my a rather violent teddy bear and two volumes of Maka Maka <3<3<3 That's the manga series I got most of my LJ icons from. It's really beautiful and sweet and romantic. Then I picked up a compilation of the first three Girl Genius volumes, a comic series retelling Grimm's Fairy Tails and Alice and Wonderland that are alright and the arts pretty neat, the special Comic Con Pony (OMG 8DDDDDDD It's so /awesome!/), a Halloween Sora, a Zidain and a butt ton of copic markers. I want to try and learn to color with them, see if I can get okay at it. So far.....<__< Not so much. But I am gonna keep working on it. I think....that is everything. Oh, and a gift for Lizzy as well as her Christmas present

I GOT TO SEE AND HEAR AND TAKE PICTURES OF CLIVE BARKER, FREDDY KRUGER AND JASON!

*fangirl spazzes and dies of happy*

Dear Livejournal,

Today I almost died. I hate Black Widows. They are huge and scary and I wanted to cry.

Love,

Me

I landed just fine yesterday. No dying in a plane crash. There were about a million kids on the plane though, and that sucked monkey balls. The kid in front of me was a baby too, so s/he/it screamed it's head off during take off and landing. Whoo. Awesome.

I have never had baggage get to the baggage claim so fast. Like....it was there by the time I walked there. Blew my mind! I was a twitchy ball of nervous excitement by then. And then there was Rhi. *happy sigh* She's even prettier in real life then her pictures. And she was super pretty in her pictures. And we both acted like squealing retards and hugged and she's soft and lovely and smells good ^___^

Being with her is...amazing. I wish I had a better word for it. But it's amazing. Part of me is having this epic spaz fest that OH MY GOD I AM WITH RHI!!!!! And the other part of me....it just feels normal and natural and right. She makes me so happy. I've never felt like this with anyone before. We just click together in this amazing, amazing way.

We had a double date with Colleen and her boyfriend Derek last night. We went to a museum that was a lot like the science center. It was really fun! I got some cute pictures from there. Then we went to Denny's for a late dinner.

Today Rhi had to work, so I hung out with Colleen and am gonna see if I can talk Rhi into a movie ^__^ I hate the weather here though. It's waaaaaaaaaay to hot. I don' like it >__< I don't know how people can live here. I feel like I'm melting.

But it's so worth it. Even with the heat.

I feel somewhat compelled to write something here. Mostly because I haven't posted anything in ages. I just find that I tell everyone everything that happens and then it seems stupid to post anything here.

I got my Rhino shirts made up. They look awesome. I am going to need to get a group shot when Rhi comes up for my birthday. Get all my bitches and hos'. Whoo nelly.

20 days until I get to see Rhi! <3<3<3 I can't wait ^____^ It is going to be so awesomely fun! I'm also hoping I can go see Tal this year too. Cause I <3 the Tally too. Just....in a different, much less sexual way.

Gonna go see the Transformers movie at IMAX, which shall be awesome. I loved the first one and seeing Starscream on a 6 story tall screen is just going to give me a geek-gasm.

My oldest friend ever, Alexis,i s engaged. She's 2 days older then me and I have know her sense I was a fetus. Pretty crazy. I am really happy for her. Though God I hate sitting through weddings. They bore the shit out of me. Ah well.

I'm debating if I should attempt to actually make anything for the 4th of July party. I've been feeling slightly culinary inclined lately. Then I try and remind myself that I love my friends and really should just get chips and maybe, /maybe/ some cheesy dip.

So, this movie was recommended to me by several people, telling me how much I would love it. So when Barclay lent it to me, I was really very excited to get to see it. And today I finally had time to sit down and watch it with Harvey (and Molly came and joined us about half way through).

Visually, I felt it was stunning. They did a really great job on sets, costumes, makeup and props. The movie looked very cool, I can't find much fault with it on that note. A few small things here or there, but mostly I liked the look of the movie. And it had Paris Hilton in it. And I have a weird love hate thing for Paris Hilton.

Everything else? I was not impressed. Even a little. The music was /bad./ I found the songs dull for the most part and there was very little in the way of actual songs going on, most of it was just sung dialog. And the couple of more song like parts, I really can't imagine just listening too on their own. They were boring and uninteresting. And the singers couldn't sing very well.

And the plot was, well, very juvenile and Hot Topic Goth. It wasn't anything interesting. Oh my D8 How creepy, the one guy was angry and violent. And his brother wore a flesh mask over his face. I've already seen Silence of the Lambs, thanks. I felt like it was edgy in the same way Twilight is. It's not really, but teenagers think it is awesome and special. I suppose I'm a bit of a snob with my horror as I watch/read a lot of it, so I have a higher bar then some, but I don't really feel it's that high. And Repo fell way short. There wasn't anything unique in it, it was all regurgitated from other sources for the most part.

Over all, I just felt disappointed with the whole thing. I expected something interesting and awesome. There were a few hot scenes, like with the spin getting ripped out, but over all...meh. And I found the main girl really dull. I didn't like her, I didn't care about her and she looked too Hot Topic Princess. And the Grave robber was annoying. First off, he looked like a jock someone had put in goth clothing and makeup. Second, he was the narrator, but also a character. But he wasn't enough of a character for me to like him, and not distant enough from the story to just be the guy telling it to us.

It's worth it for the visuals, but not anything else. I think most people can live long happy, fulfilling lives without having seen it.

I really need to get a small light for my room. I hate that I have to have the over head light on when it's late. Maybe something battery powered? Like one of those lights you can stick on a wall and you push it in to turn it on. Hmmmm. Must remember to get lamp =\

Also, I tried to be good and go to sleep at like 10. And I dozed for like an hour before giving up and now I can't sleep.


Fuck )=

Oh my God! *flails*

I LIKE RHI AND SHE LIKES ME BACK AND WE ARE DATING NOW!!!!!!

So, this spam managed to get through G-mail's filter. And I laughed.

She'll get sweaty when you enter the room because she has tested your amazing organ.

Oh sweet lying spam. If only you were true.

NAME GAME

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Alison Guenther

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
I don't know my mom's middle name =\ She took her maiden name as it when she married my dad. So....Barton George I guess.

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
'Buzz' Alexander (I only knew my Grandfather by his nickname. He died when I was a kid)

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Gunal

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Otter

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Kathleen Seattle

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Chai

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Alter

9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Magic Brownie Pumpkin

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Zachery Collage
I'm a dude porn star 8D

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
Gueizzle

If anyone else gets these.....PERVERT!


"Clear drops flowed forth from Anel's genitals."

"His innocent body had learned how it felt to be penetrated."

"Squish squish squish." You know what I mean.

"Tears poured fourth from Anel's eyes. Louise held him from behind and licked him." <----What? Licked him?

"The first time always hurts." o_____o

"He cupped Anel's bosom in his hand." IT'S A BOY! WTF!?

"His clenched anus began to loosen slightly." Uh oh....poop!

"Squish squish squish."

"Thanks to Anel's white, slippery fluids, Louise's hand made squishy sounds as it moved."

"However, as he quivered is Louise's hands, his PENIS cried out painfully for release." WHAT? Why is your penis making sounds!? D8

"Not yet! Look Anel! Your lower mouth wants more!" Ohgodwhy?! Does it have teeth!?

"It was as though a large snake lived inside him, and was moving around." DDDD8

"If Louise were to merely touch it in the slightest, Anel's fire would surely overflow." His....fire? That's probably the STD talking.

Alright! I'm all moved in. There are still a little bit of stuff in Megann's basement, but I have no idea where she put it down there or where anything is. So I figure that I'll get it when she cleans out the basement of her stuff.

I am now all unpacked as well! I still need to put up my decorations and I will probably see about recognizing my room a bit. Make it work better. But it's really coming along. I'm not as unhappy with my place as I was. It's not super awesome and I don't think I am gonna stay past the year lease, but it's not so bad.

It would be really nice to actually get full time hours. So I could afford a cheap one bedroom on my own. And I am hoping I can use the year lease as a deadline for going back to school. Because if I don't make that happen, then it's never going to happen.

Oh! When I moved in, there was this chair, just sitting outside by the dumpster. It is a rather nice, comfy recliner. And it didn't smell or anything, so I took it 8D

So, if all goes well and Tiffany and I pass a credit check (which we should. I have pretty average credit and Tiffany has perfect credit), I shall be moving into a new apartment. It's in the U-district. Not that far from Hervey and Phil actually. It's on 7th and like, 43ed ish. It's got a pretty okay amount of space. It's a little bit dingy, but its not so bad. And I think Tiffany and I can make it look pretty cool.

I am hoping *fingers crossed* that I will be renting a van and doing the big stuff move on the 19th. So, ya know, if anyone wants to help...


Edit: I have to admit, I am a little worried about fitting my bed, dresser and a desk for my 'pooter into the room. They are a bit on the small side, which mostly doesn't bother me. But I am worried about fitting those three things into the room. Tiffany said that she didn't mind me having the bookshelves in the common areas. I am assuming that is still true Tiff?

I am finally home. And I hate snow. So fucking much. But I have showered and eaten and relaxed. Life is looking up.

This snow is starting top piss me off. I've been stuck in my house for like three fucking days. I can't get my car out of the hills around my house, the buses I need to get to the 48, which is apparently running normally, aren't running. So I can't get to the bus to get to work. I don't really have a grocery store in walking distance and I'm starting to run a little low on that whole food thing.

I am sick of being trapped inside my house and I really hoping that this fucking snow clears up soon. I have missed two days of work and I'm starting to freak out a little about money. And I have had a bunch of really awesome plans canceled because I can't leave my house.

There isn't a sad enough icon to express today. It was not good times.

There was normal work shit that happened which was a bit lame. But that's not what made today horrible. No. What made today horrible was the fact that a crazy naked, fat Asian guy wondered through the store.

Yes.

Naked.

As in, no clothes other then a hat and some shoes. And the hat was on his head.


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