I feel somewhat compelled to write something here. Mostly because I haven't posted anything in ages. I just find that I tell everyone everything that happens and then it seems stupid to post anything here.

I got my Rhino shirts made up. They look awesome. I am going to need to get a group shot when Rhi comes up for my birthday. Get all my bitches and hos'. Whoo nelly.

20 days until I get to see Rhi! <3<3<3 I can't wait ^____^ It is going to be so awesomely fun! I'm also hoping I can go see Tal this year too. Cause I <3 the Tally too. Just....in a different, much less sexual way.

Gonna go see the Transformers movie at IMAX, which shall be awesome. I loved the first one and seeing Starscream on a 6 story tall screen is just going to give me a geek-gasm.

My oldest friend ever, Alexis,i s engaged. She's 2 days older then me and I have know her sense I was a fetus. Pretty crazy. I am really happy for her. Though God I hate sitting through weddings. They bore the shit out of me. Ah well.

I'm debating if I should attempt to actually make anything for the 4th of July party. I've been feeling slightly culinary inclined lately. Then I try and remind myself that I love my friends and really should just get chips and maybe, /maybe/ some cheesy dip.

So, this movie was recommended to me by several people, telling me how much I would love it. So when Barclay lent it to me, I was really very excited to get to see it. And today I finally had time to sit down and watch it with Harvey (and Molly came and joined us about half way through).

Visually, I felt it was stunning. They did a really great job on sets, costumes, makeup and props. The movie looked very cool, I can't find much fault with it on that note. A few small things here or there, but mostly I liked the look of the movie. And it had Paris Hilton in it. And I have a weird love hate thing for Paris Hilton.

Everything else? I was not impressed. Even a little. The music was /bad./ I found the songs dull for the most part and there was very little in the way of actual songs going on, most of it was just sung dialog. And the couple of more song like parts, I really can't imagine just listening too on their own. They were boring and uninteresting. And the singers couldn't sing very well.

And the plot was, well, very juvenile and Hot Topic Goth. It wasn't anything interesting. Oh my D8 How creepy, the one guy was angry and violent. And his brother wore a flesh mask over his face. I've already seen Silence of the Lambs, thanks. I felt like it was edgy in the same way Twilight is. It's not really, but teenagers think it is awesome and special. I suppose I'm a bit of a snob with my horror as I watch/read a lot of it, so I have a higher bar then some, but I don't really feel it's that high. And Repo fell way short. There wasn't anything unique in it, it was all regurgitated from other sources for the most part.

Over all, I just felt disappointed with the whole thing. I expected something interesting and awesome. There were a few hot scenes, like with the spin getting ripped out, but over all...meh. And I found the main girl really dull. I didn't like her, I didn't care about her and she looked too Hot Topic Princess. And the Grave robber was annoying. First off, he looked like a jock someone had put in goth clothing and makeup. Second, he was the narrator, but also a character. But he wasn't enough of a character for me to like him, and not distant enough from the story to just be the guy telling it to us.

It's worth it for the visuals, but not anything else. I think most people can live long happy, fulfilling lives without having seen it.

I really need to get a small light for my room. I hate that I have to have the over head light on when it's late. Maybe something battery powered? Like one of those lights you can stick on a wall and you push it in to turn it on. Hmmmm. Must remember to get lamp =\

Also, I tried to be good and go to sleep at like 10. And I dozed for like an hour before giving up and now I can't sleep.


Fuck )=

Oh my God! *flails*

I LIKE RHI AND SHE LIKES ME BACK AND WE ARE DATING NOW!!!!!!

So, this spam managed to get through G-mail's filter. And I laughed.

She'll get sweaty when you enter the room because she has tested your amazing organ.

Oh sweet lying spam. If only you were true.

NAME GAME

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Alison Guenther

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
I don't know my mom's middle name =\ She took her maiden name as it when she married my dad. So....Barton George I guess.

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
'Buzz' Alexander (I only knew my Grandfather by his nickname. He died when I was a kid)

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Gunal

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Otter

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Kathleen Seattle

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Chai

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Alter

9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Magic Brownie Pumpkin

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Zachery Collage
I'm a dude porn star 8D

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
Gueizzle

If anyone else gets these.....PERVERT!


"Clear drops flowed forth from Anel's genitals."

"His innocent body had learned how it felt to be penetrated."

"Squish squish squish." You know what I mean.

"Tears poured fourth from Anel's eyes. Louise held him from behind and licked him." <----What? Licked him?

"The first time always hurts." o_____o

"He cupped Anel's bosom in his hand." IT'S A BOY! WTF!?

"His clenched anus began to loosen slightly." Uh oh....poop!

"Squish squish squish."

"Thanks to Anel's white, slippery fluids, Louise's hand made squishy sounds as it moved."

"However, as he quivered is Louise's hands, his PENIS cried out painfully for release." WHAT? Why is your penis making sounds!? D8

"Not yet! Look Anel! Your lower mouth wants more!" Ohgodwhy?! Does it have teeth!?

"It was as though a large snake lived inside him, and was moving around." DDDD8

"If Louise were to merely touch it in the slightest, Anel's fire would surely overflow." His....fire? That's probably the STD talking.

Alright! I'm all moved in. There are still a little bit of stuff in Megann's basement, but I have no idea where she put it down there or where anything is. So I figure that I'll get it when she cleans out the basement of her stuff.

I am now all unpacked as well! I still need to put up my decorations and I will probably see about recognizing my room a bit. Make it work better. But it's really coming along. I'm not as unhappy with my place as I was. It's not super awesome and I don't think I am gonna stay past the year lease, but it's not so bad.

It would be really nice to actually get full time hours. So I could afford a cheap one bedroom on my own. And I am hoping I can use the year lease as a deadline for going back to school. Because if I don't make that happen, then it's never going to happen.

Oh! When I moved in, there was this chair, just sitting outside by the dumpster. It is a rather nice, comfy recliner. And it didn't smell or anything, so I took it 8D

So, if all goes well and Tiffany and I pass a credit check (which we should. I have pretty average credit and Tiffany has perfect credit), I shall be moving into a new apartment. It's in the U-district. Not that far from Hervey and Phil actually. It's on 7th and like, 43ed ish. It's got a pretty okay amount of space. It's a little bit dingy, but its not so bad. And I think Tiffany and I can make it look pretty cool.

I am hoping *fingers crossed* that I will be renting a van and doing the big stuff move on the 19th. So, ya know, if anyone wants to help...


Edit: I have to admit, I am a little worried about fitting my bed, dresser and a desk for my 'pooter into the room. They are a bit on the small side, which mostly doesn't bother me. But I am worried about fitting those three things into the room. Tiffany said that she didn't mind me having the bookshelves in the common areas. I am assuming that is still true Tiff?

I am finally home. And I hate snow. So fucking much. But I have showered and eaten and relaxed. Life is looking up.

This snow is starting top piss me off. I've been stuck in my house for like three fucking days. I can't get my car out of the hills around my house, the buses I need to get to the 48, which is apparently running normally, aren't running. So I can't get to the bus to get to work. I don't really have a grocery store in walking distance and I'm starting to run a little low on that whole food thing.

I am sick of being trapped inside my house and I really hoping that this fucking snow clears up soon. I have missed two days of work and I'm starting to freak out a little about money. And I have had a bunch of really awesome plans canceled because I can't leave my house.

There isn't a sad enough icon to express today. It was not good times.

There was normal work shit that happened which was a bit lame. But that's not what made today horrible. No. What made today horrible was the fact that a crazy naked, fat Asian guy wondered through the store.

Yes.

Naked.

As in, no clothes other then a hat and some shoes. And the hat was on his head.


DDDDDDDDD=

I am so sick of mushy foods it's not even funny. I want a damned hamburger! >.< I want real food! I am tired of soup and pudding and yogurt!

When they were taking my wisdom teeth out....there was an audible crunching/ripping sound. Thst id just not right.

Hopefully my drugs will kick in soon and it's back to bed for me.

Is it bad that I want this shirt?

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-put-the-e-in-rap/

So, I have recently been making changes in my life. Things that I've been meaning to do for a while now, I'm actually starting to do. And it's been going pretty well. Other then all the stuff with Austin, my life is starting to feel a lot better.

But one of the big things is that I don't really want to stay at the Deli forever. I hate all the stupid drama that goes on there, with all the people there who don't have a life outside their job. And I just really don't want to be stuck with that anymore. So I've been looking into collages that have Mortuary Science programs.

Sadly, there are none in Washington state. Which doesn't really make me all that happy. I really don't want to have to leave the state. Luckily there is a school in Gresham, OR that has the program. It's just a little outside of Portland, so it is still in driving distance. I could come up for weekends and all that.

But it will be hard to see people and I would have to lose out on a lot of stuff. Like Thursday game. Which isn't going to stop me from going or anything. But it makes me a bit sad. And rather lonely about having to go to some tiny town all on my own. No Liz-bit.

So it's a pretty big jump. And a rather scary one. But yeah. I do want to...do something with my life. But maybe I'll just go get a fashion degree somewhere in state and help Lizzy with her label. I donno. Life is rather confusing.

I can't seem to get the stuffers so I can just post the video, but wow. People need to watch this XD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueO0o8BwsmI

When the hell did life get so fucking crazy?

Everything has taken the weirdest turn the last few days and I'm still going "WTF mate" about it. But....it seems to be an alright turn? For now anyway.

Figured I should post mine as well <.<;;

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test